The Worst Breakfast in America FAIL

September 19, 2008 at 8:48 pm (Uncategorized) (, , , )

http://health.yahoo.com/experts/eatthis/13908/americas-worst-breakfast-foods/
 
The Worst Breakfast in America
Bob Evans Stacked and Stuffed Caramel Banana Pecan Hotcakes
1,543 calories
77 g fat (26 g saturated; 9 g trans)
2,259 mg sodium
198 g carbs
109 g sugars
A) Article convincing me NOT to eat these things ————FAIL
 
B) Bob Evans I dont know who you are or where you live but I will find you and devouer your delicious Hotcakes!

5 Comments

  1. russellbauman said,

    That’s enough carbs and sodium to last you an entire day….

    …which means you can just sit there all day a eat them.
    I’m sorry, the pecans sound overly nutritious, if I wanted a salad I would go to Charlie Browns and order a baked potato with all the fixings. Maybe they could substitute chocolate chips for pecans.

  2. Nathan said,

    I used to agree with you about the Pecans, but then I was introduced to the glory of the Pecan pie….

    When I was little I thought they were GROSS and stuck to Pumpkin or French Silk…then in 01 I couldnt get “french silk pie” sure there was “Fredom Silk Pie” but that just sounded like a cheap clothing store in China Town.

    I tried the Pecan Pie.. OH SWEET HEAVENLY GLORY WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE>….

    That being said, I think there is a compromize … what if we melt the choccolate chips and cover the Pecans with them …..?! Hmmm I know what I’m having for dinner :)

  3. russellbauman said,

    sure you cover anything with enough chocolate and it’ll become edible, right now i’m eating chocolate covered strawberries and chocolate covered lost buttons i found in the street.

  4. Nathan said,

    Mmmm Buttons…..Drooling

  5. russellbauman said,

    Chocolate covered buttons
    Is all that I have
    And all that I need
    Chocolate covered buttons
    Is more than a fad
    And is reason to plead,
    “Please, sir, oh please
    Can I have some I have
    Some love, in cocobutton form?”

    http://rebauman.wordpress.com/

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